How to be a train conductor:
1. Make sure you are wearing the proper attire
2. Check and tighten all loose bolts before beginning your trip
3. Grab some sidewalk chalk in case you need to build some more train track on your trip
4. Call the passengers
5. Turn the steering wheel and blow the whistle
6. Stop the train and slide off at your destination
How to drive a sport's car:
1. Always have a passenger
2. Hop in, shut the door, and floor it
3. Don't worry about steering. You'll miraculously never run into something
4. Stop just before you think you'll hit one of your favorite toys
How to play golf:
1. Grab a club and swing it back and forth until you hit the ball
2. Stop and wait for everyone to praise your golf skills
3. Politely listen to Papa Joe's golf lessons, and then go back to whatever you were doing
4. If swinging your club doesn't work try picking it up and throwing it
There's never a dull moment with this funny little boy!
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